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Agoraphobic Nosebleed: Frozen corpse stuffed with dope

16/12/09  ||  Khlysty

It was nothing, really. See, I was walking down the street, I had left the office early, because I had a meeting with a new client, and there was some time to kill, minding my own business, when I saw this old lady coming from the opposite direction. Naturally, I felt an uncontrollable urge to have sex with her, there and then. Also, seeing as I was killing time and all, I think that what happened next was pretty normal. I approached her and started tearing at her clothes. And, then…

MAKE THEM GO!!! PL-PL-PLEEEEEEEEZE!!! MAKE THEM LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! THE NOISE!!! THE CONSTANT NOISE!!! LIKE THREE POWERDRILLS, BURROWING INSIDE MY BRAIN!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! MAKE IT STOOOOOOoooooooooooop…

Fuckers, each an’ everyone of ‘em… Fucking fuckfaces, fucking shit-eating bastids all… Ha, look at ‘em, smiling, lapping, licking, yak-yak-yaking all the fucking time, oh, yeah, pink tongues and white teeth and sparklin’ eyes an’ all. Oh, yeah, I KNOW you, you goddam faggots, you whorin’ bitches, with yer fancy suits and yer flashy dresses and yer daquiries and mojitos and tans and Porches and thousand-dollar-shoes and vacation to fuckin’ Europe and “oh, honey, you simply MUST taste the nouveau”… Yes, dearies, I know all ‘bout you. And, yes, I know that you don’t know diddly-shit ‘bout me, you don’t WANNA know anything about me… But, pretty soon, you will, when I…

“It was also a surprise to us all. I mean, we never thought that instead of creating a new non-addictive anti-depressant, these guys went off and made a powerful hallucinogen and then tested it to actual people. What? No, not yet, we don’t know its specifics. Seems that everything was destroyed in the lab. Apparently the formula is gone. As for the symptoms, seems that they vary, depending on the physical and mental condition of the subject, the dosage, the length of time the subjects used the drug… Generally speaking, it induces psychosis of different degrees of danger. No, we don’t know if the effects are reversible. We’re still looking at…”

You know, shit, man, you KNOW that I have a right to my guns. I have a great collection in my place. Got me a Taurus Millennium series PT145, a Walther P99, a Smith & Wesson .45 ACP Chief’s Special, a Glock G22, a Sig Sauer P220 Combat, a Heckler & Koch MP5, a Škorpion vz. 61, a Mini-Uzi, an M-16, some frags, a coupla stings… You know, it’s a jungle out there. A man’s got to protect hisself an’ his loved ones from the…

Lets burn the fucker down NOW that the sheep is singing hymn to their dead god. Lets do it now that…

SO I TELLS ‘IM, I TELLS ‘IM, I SAY YOUR FUCKIN’ WRONG IT WAS A FOUL AND THAT SHITTER OF A REFEREE NEVER GAVE IT SO YOUSE GOTS NO RIGHT TO TELL ME THAT YOU WON FAIR AN’ SQUARE MY TEAM MY BOYS IS THE BEST THERE IS AND COME SECOND ROUND WE’LL TEAR YOU SISSIES A NEW ONE BUT HE WON’T LISTEN HE’S JUST STUCK WITH HIS SHITTY POINT OF VIEW SO I HITS ‘IM IN THE FACE HARD AND HE FALLS DOWN AND THEN I JUMP ON ‘IM AND…

Yes, I think it’s perfectly natural for me to hate the poor. I mean, they wouldn’t be poor if they worked, right? But, they never seem to really want to work, if you know what I’m saying. No, they prefer to live off me and every other hard-working citizen of this country, who’s producing wealth. They want us to share, for God’s sake. Share what, you dimwits? Share with whom? With you? You no-good-for-nothings? That must be some kind of a sick joke, right? So, no, there’s no guilt. Just a deep anger and frustration towards them and sometimes I…

Hit me again…

It’s sick. It makes me sick. God told us to multiply and conquer the Earth. How can they multiply, huh? It’s unnatural and a sin and a sickness, if you want my opinion. I think that the must be dealt with by the science guys, who should find a way to cure them, to show them the evil of their ways and turn them to God’s way. I really that they should be…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel ill yet?…

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  • Information
  • Released: 2002
  • Label: Relapse
  • Website: Agoraphobic Nosebleed MySpace
  • Band
  • Scott Hull: guitar, programming, backing vocals
  • Richard Johnson: bass, backing vocals
  • Carl Schultz: vocals
  • J. Randall: vocals, samples
  • Killjoy: extra vocals
  • Pete Benümb: extra vocals
  • Lenzig Carnage: extra vocals
  • Dan Lilker: vocals and bass
  • J. R. Hayes: vocals
  • Tracklist
  • 01. Engineering a Pill Frenzy
  • 02. Bitch’s Handbag Full of Money
  • 03. Unwashed Cock
  • 04. Kill Theme for American Apeshit
  • 05. Built to Grind
  • 06. Crap Cannon
  • 07. Razorblades Under the Dashboard
  • 08. Repercussions in the Life of an Opportunistic, Pseudo-Intellectual Jackass
  • 09. Doctored Results
  • 10. Ceremonial Gas Mask
  • 11. Hang the Pope (Nuclear Assault cover)
  • 12. Bovine Caligula
  • 13. Machine Gun
  • 14. Protection From Enemies
  • 15. Dead Battery
  • 16. Manual Trauma
  • 17. Time vs. Necessity
  • 18. Blind Hatred Finds a Tit
  • 19. Grandmother With AIDS
  • 20. 5 Band Genetic Equalizer 2
  • 21. Hungry Homeless Handjob
  • 22. Chalking the Temporal God Module
  • 23. Narcissistic Stimulant
  • 24. North American Corpse Desecration
  • 25. Cryogenic Husk
  • 26. Shit Slit
  • 27. Sword Swallower
  • 28. Ceramic Godproduct
  • 29. Ambulance Burning
  • 30. 5 Band Genetic Equalizer
  • 31. Drinking Games
  • 32. Bullshit Gets Up and Walks Around
  • 33. The Fatter You Fall Behind
  • 34. Double Negative
  • 35. Organ Donor
  • 36. Someone’s Daughter
  • 37. Contaminated Drug Supply
  • 38. Fuckmaker
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